02/25/2008 | No, I'm not amused. And yes, my soon-to-be ex-GF dressed me.

Would you buy a used car from this man? Let him date your sister, perhaps? Hell, the frickin' guy's SIDEWAYS, for the love of Pete. Or However that old saw goes.

Yes, kiddies, this is your humble narrator. Under the palm trees in front of the MGM Grand Resort and Casino in fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. On a day when the winds blew so hard that the vending machines containing the escort fliers blew over all across the land.

I'm still a little sad thinking about it. And missing L.V.

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